when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
