It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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