"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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