just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So many bounce houses so little time
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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