Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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