Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
