Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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