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  It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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• Thumbs up for being smart enough to run from the psycho cunt.

  Submitted by bloodyfuck on Oct 7, 11 at 4:53pm

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  • "Meant to be together" = getting pregnant on the first lay? Yikes!

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:43pm

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• She said that so she wouldn't sleep with you! Haha!! Poor bastard

  Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Oct 7, 11 at 11:12pm

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  • Everyone else missed that. This was a total exit strategy

    Submitted by CajeKraze on Oct 8, 11 at 2:48pm

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• You still fucked her though didn't you?

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 7, 11 at 5:34pm

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• Play it safe by going anal.

  Submitted by Coops88 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:42pm

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• Run, run, run, run! It's a trap, honey...It's a trap!

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 7, 11 at 5:12pm

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• Her side?\n\n"I had no idea how to get rid of him so I told him not to use a condom and let god decide if we were meant to be together. Worked like a charm."

  Submitted by wyldebrat on Oct 8, 11 at 3:07pm

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• You'll get to the point someday when you can do that. There is nothing like cumming in a vag, but you made the right choice. At least finish junior high.

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 7, 11 at 11:23pm

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• Well then I guess you played the role of God and the answer was no shot in hell!

  Submitted by Phys on Oct 7, 11 at 5:58pm

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• Holy freaking westboro

  Submitted by scarab on Oct 7, 11 at 11:29pm

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• Just go oral

  Submitted by logo1012 on Oct 8, 11 at 2:40am

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• Run away, far, far away.

  Submitted by BurningHobos on Oct 8, 11 at 1:47pm

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• Anal ftw. Or an immense facial.\nBAM HEADSHOT!

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 7, 11 at 9:50pm

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• Warning! stage 5 clinger alert!

  Submitted by blex1013 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:44pm

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• Let God decide if hooking up with her friends is meant to be. If they say yes it was obviously his will

  Submitted by Deebo5050 on Oct 7, 11 at 10:26pm

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• You got tricked, you poor bastard

  Submitted by smashedface on Oct 8, 11 at 8:59am

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• I like those odds.

  Submitted by Cocaineranger on Oct 7, 11 at 10:40pm

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• Oh no...RUN AWAY!!!!!

  Submitted by Andr913 on Oct 8, 11 at 9:14am

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• Run.

  Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 8, 11 at 10:19am

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• Butt sex is wild and causes no child!

  Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:40pm

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• when in doubt just pull out

  Submitted by Tyler9978 on Oct 7, 11 at 4:19pm

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  • yes, cuz THAT's always effective...

    Submitted by murstang on Oct 7, 11 at 4:30pm

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    • it sure is ask your mom

      Submitted by Tyler9978 on Oct 8, 11 at 12:30am

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• Someone from my area code with common sense? Wow

  Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:39pm

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• fuck her ass hard then cum all over the bitch!!!

  Submitted by naughtybody21 on Oct 9, 11 at 6:04am

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• Yea he sealed the deal with his cock

  Submitted by 3one3 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:58pm

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• I love my home town keep it classy st.pete

  Submitted by troideadh on Oct 8, 11 at 6:31am

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• I hope u fucked her ass, then cum and fuck me!!!

  Submitted by naughtybody21 on Oct 9, 11 at 6:07am

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• The religious ones are fun to cum inside of. Even if you disgrace them and knock them up, god forgives right?

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 7, 11 at 11:20pm

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