Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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