Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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