I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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