I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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