Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
