K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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