Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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