For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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