cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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