After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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