i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Last time i carry you out of a forest
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
