He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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