fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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