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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you need to get laid

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  me?

  (616): View more from Michigan

  no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

  (906): View more from Michigan

  oh I thought you were talkin about me

  (906): View more from Michigan

  wait

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex. 

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• (516): View more from New York

  I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'

  (406): View more from Montana

  I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm eating ice cream out of my purse

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