does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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