Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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