I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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