jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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