she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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