Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i drank out of a bidet.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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