OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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