I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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