Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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