she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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