You work out of a Hotel?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Even my vagina gasped.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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