I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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