HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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