we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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