he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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