Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Never underestimate the power of titties
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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