you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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