Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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