i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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