ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
