Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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