More tranny stories later!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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