What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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