Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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