So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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