Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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