marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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