Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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