I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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