you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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