He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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