Joe is yelling at the trees again.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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