I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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