When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
