butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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