so explain again why im purple
no
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
zippers are such a cool invention
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
