the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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