South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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