she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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