i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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