Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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