i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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