Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
