Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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